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Green Alert: Problems All Sarcastic People Will Understand

October 13th, 2014

1. Your sense of humor could be described as an “acquired taste.”
2. Since your default is sarcasm, you have a hard time turning it off when others need you to.
3. Tough love has always been your thing, but no one else seems to like it.
4. It takes a LOT to get you excited.
5. When you meet someone who isn’t sarcastic, or doesn’t understand sarcasm, it kind of feels like talking to a baby.
6. You’ve had to say the words, “I’m just kidding,” at least once a week…ok, way more often than that…
7. In fact, you’ve learned the hard way that ending thoughts with “just kidding!” is probably the safest thing to do.
8. When you meet someone and you instantly hate them, you have a super hard time hiding it.
9. It’s gotten to a point where you mock others openly without even realizing you’re doing it.
10. People can wonder if you have an “attitude problem,” but those people clearly suck.
11. Your way of dealing with emotions is through sarcasm, which can sometimes work and other times…not so much.
12. You have a hard time with compliments (giving and getting) in general.
13. People immediately know how you feel about something, whether you want them to or not.
14. Sometimes you worry that you’re the only one who thinks you’re funny…
15. But actually, the real problem is that you’re the funniest person in the whole room.

Adapted from a buzzfeed.com story by Erin Larosa

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